Daddy Newsom 2028
The leader of the World's 4th largest economy is here to clean up the mess America's most senile & corrupt "businessman" left behind.
Time for America to get back on track with a handsome, competent, and decisive Daddy at the helm - not grandpa shitting himself in the Oval Office.
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Meet The 2028 Candidate
America's Daddy Has Entered The Chat
Gavin approaches leadership with calm competence: protecting freedoms, stabilizing institutions, and making democracy look good again.
America's Daddy
Gavin Newsom
America's Favorite Governor
America First Strategy
Real Problems. Real Solutions. Zero Drama.
From lethal wildfires to insurance collapse to a grid stretched to its limits, Gavin faces America's modern crises with real solutions: clean power, resilient infrastructure, and grown-up leadership. He invests in people, in systems, and in the future.
Grandpa? He spent his time converting the presidency into a rewards program for billionaires — private ballrooms, corporate favors, and policy written directly by donors who couldn't care less about the people living with the consequences.
Gavin leads with competence.
Grandpa leads with chaos.
America deserves the guy who shows up - not the guy who shows off.
Voting Rights
Republicans want to make voting harder, disenfranchise voters, and steal elections. Not on Daddies watch.
Learn moreArtificial Intelligence
Daddy Newsom leads the tech powerhouse of the world. This is a vote for AI leadership.
Learn moreClimate Change
Less smoke, more jobs. Build clean power, keep communities safe, and scale resilience like adults.
Learn moreHealth Insurance
Lower drug costs, clearer bills, and public-option pilots that compete on price and sanity.
Learn moreCost of Living
Rent relief, childcare kept open, and grocery prices stabilized.
Learn moreThe Supremely-Corrupt Court
Supreme court want us to go back to the 19th century: it's time to move forward.
Learn moreEducation
Affordable, accessible, and relevant education that prepares Americans for the jobs of tomorrow.
Learn moreMedia Spotlights
Press keeping tabs on the Gavin Newsom movement
Yahoo! News
Gavin Newsom Just Responded To Trump's Suggestion That Dem Lawmakers Deserve Death
Gavin Newsom simply said, "This man is sick in the head."
AP News
Newsom scores a win as he considers possible White House run
California voters approve new House maps, giving Newsom a marquee victory as he openly weighs a 2028 presidential bid.
Reuters
California's Newsom criticizes 'chilling' U.S. military strikes on alleged drug-carrying vessels
From the COP30 summit in Brazil, Newsom questions the legality and transparency of U.S. strikes on suspected drug boats.
FAQ · Myth Busting
Daddy Newsom FAQ
Answers to common questions about the campaign, platform, and vision for America's future.
Is this a real campaign?
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Why would someone joke about something so important? Like it or not, Gavin Newsom (America's favorite governor) is the father figure America needs.
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