Hardening Guardrails

The Supremely-Corrupt Court

Lifetime appointed clowns doing mental gymnastics to make sure the United States turns into a Christian Theocracy for the rich. It's time to fix the court.

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Gavin riding a T-Rex charging at the Court

Dark money keeps the robes above the law

Billionaire patrons, Senate obstruction, and propaganda outlets work together to keep the Court unaccountable while it rewrites the rules for everyone else.

Federalist Society bankroll

Dark-money groups stack the bench with ideologues, then wine-and-dine them on undisclosed trips while mocking the idea of enforceable ethics rules.

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Senate blockade

Republican leadership refuses to even hold hearings on SCERT or term-limit bills—protecting the perks pipeline over basic accountability.

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Shadow-docket cheerleaders

Right-wing media figures celebrate unsigned midnight rulings that gut rights, then call any transparency requirement an 'attack on the Court.'

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THE OPPOSITION ↗

Introducing The Supremely Corrupt Court

Meet the lifetime appointees turning ethics violations into a group project

Evidence-based shaming, justice by justice. Swap in new receipts as the reporting drops—we'll keep the placeholder judges on notice.

Chief Justice John Roberts

Lead Corrupt Guy

• Talks about restoring trust while letting billionaires hand-pick the docket.
• Runs a shadow-docket express lane that rewrites national policy at midnight with zero explanation.

Justice Clarence Thomas

Probably wants to divorce Guy

• This dude finna vote himself out of a job.
• Took luxury trips, tuition payments, and RV repairs from GOP megadonors like it was a rewards program.
• Refuses to step aside despite his wife literally texting people trying to overturn the election.

Justice Samuel Alito

Flag Guy

• Flew partisan flags at his houses while hearing cases about the people flying those flags.
• Writes opinions that read like Federalist Society fan fiction, then pretends he’s the neutral one.

Justice Neil Gorsuch

Forgot-to-Disclose Guy

• Sold his property to a major law-firm executive without disclosing it, then ruled on that firm’s cases anyway.
• Votes with fossil-fuel and deregulatory donors nearly 100% of the time.

Justice Brett Kavanaugh

Beer Guy

• Still dodges basic questions about his debts, his donors, and the frat-boy confirmation meltdown.
• Hosts partisan hangouts with people who literally have business before the Court.
• Thinks racial profiling is a policy tool — ‘how else could we find the illegals?’

Justice Amy Coney Barrett

Intern Who Somehow Got the Job

• Gives speeches for groups filing briefs in her cases, then pretends recusals are optional.
• Blocks enforceable ethics rules while saying she’s totally in favor of ethics, promise.
• Got vaulted into a lifetime seat with a résumé that would barely get a district-court interview.

Daddy's Plan

Ethics reform that actually bites

We are done pretending a PDF of "guidelines" counts as oversight. The plan creates independent investigators, binding recusal rules, real-time disclosure of gifts, and term limits for shadow docket theatrics.

Congress writes the guardrails, states demand adoption, and the public can finally see who is buying luxury trips for people who overturn rights.

Solution

Real ethics enforcement

Move from vibes to verifiable standards with independent oversight.

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Solution

Transparency & recusal

Disclosure and recusal rules that actually bind Justices.

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Solution

Public confidence

Restore trust with enforceable guardrails, not press releases.

Ethics codes, SCERT bill text, and public polling—everything you need to prove the Court's corruption problem.